Goldman Sachs exec (not super unusual, at least he’s qualified unlike many on this list)
hid $100m USD from the hearings in the Cayman Islands, this may have been legitimately accidental, he’s actually that rich.
has no education experience
sent none of her children through public school and did not use loans at any point giving her no basic experience
Sister to Prince, the founder/CEO of Blackwater, a mercenary group that is pushing to bring back extralegal assassinations
Avoided work her whole life by marrying into the DeVos family, who made their money creating Amway, a cultish pyramid scheme
wants to privatize the school system
has a stake in a student loans company
donated to a group that published an article which seemed to support the idea of child labour in coal mines (because kids like some danger)
supports gay conversion therapy
has 0 government experience
close ties to Russia (has been awarded the friend of russia by putin)
CEO of Exxonmobile had a 500BN deal cut short by the obama admin
seemed generally uninformed about world events during the hearing
campaigned to end the Energy Dept … and forgot what it was called.
has recently admitted that he had no idea what the department did and is surprised to learn it controls nuclear weapons.
is genuinely stupid, having failed out of his degree in animal husbandry… comparatively, Obama’s first pick (Steven Chu) is a nobel prize winning physicist
Mannnnny people claim he’s a racist, has made racist statements
he summarily dismisses civil rights cases when he can
during hearings he wildly misrepresented his involvement in cases
I doubt even he knows why he’s there. He said his credential for this job is that he’s lived in houses before. Previously though he said he was unqualified to hold a cabinet position without any prior relevant experience.
A religious nutjob that thinks god gave his friends visions showing that clinton was of the devil, which led him to support trump
oil company shill. He gets tons of money from them and publishes reports by them as if they were unbiased science. Has been found in communications to be rather close
is literally currently suing the EPA which he will run while the case is ongoing. He has has not volunteered to recuse himself unless it is required.
questions the dangers of lead poisoning… yep.
McMahon (Small Business)
Yes, the McMahon of the WWE. She’s a big donor though!
0 qualifications. I mean, the WWE is a business, so she has that level of experience, but no public service.
Noteworthy that he’s the CEO of Carl’s Jr, simply because that plays a role in the film Idiocracy which I personally find funny.
Outspoken critic of worker’s protections. Opposes any federal minimum wage.
Bannon (Chief Strategist)
He’s evil. Like… I really think he might be. He’s publicly stated that he’s an admirer of Vader and Satan. He’s said that he wants to destroy the government
When writing a speech for Trump, his pants literally caught on fire. (This really happened.)
Before this job he was the head of Breitbart. A bullshit far right/altright ‘news’ site that has helped propel nazis back into public view
People call him a racist (like his wife) but there is little evidence of this. He’s just a douchebaggy edgelord that gets off on triggering people.
Once helped run a massive WoW gold farm/gold selling business
Breitbart used to brag about him and gave him a nickname “Riefenstahl” … who was a nazi propagandist at the same level as Goebbels
This is likely one of the big powers behind the throne. A puppetmaster … who also looks totally like the puppetmaster from the hunger games.
Kushner (Sr. Advisor)
Only noteworthy because he’s Ivanka’s husband. While some may argue this violates nepotism laws he has been cleared by the DoJ which is good enough for me
Flynn (NatSec Advisor)
close ties with russia
crazy conspiracy theorist who helped fan the flames of fake news, in particular pizzagate
was forced out of his job at the DIA because he was an abusive asshole and was so conspiratorial that his staff came up with a term, “Flynn facts”
Is under investigation by the FBI, CIA NSA over links to Russia
Conway (PR something)
has been publicly caught in so many lies! She’s a trooper though.
Icahn (Regulatory Reform)
he’s a vulture capitalist so I guess he’s set to roll back regulations.
Price (Sec of Health)
accused of insider trading (in the low thousands) last march
Anyone is free to use/repost or edit this list however they want. If anyone makes a more formal one or goes through and cites the points, shoot me a message please.