Dad: What mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhh..Mickey Mouse

Dad: What duck walks on two legs?

Me: Donald Duck!!

Dad: All of them, you moron

Me: shit

Dad: What mouse walks on two legs? Me: uhh..Mickey Mouse originally appeared on Tiki Humor on May 24, 2019.


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